rasputin didnt become a fucked up sex wizard until he was like 30. your life doesn’t end at 25 <3
if you’re in your mid twenties and you’re reading this you still have plenty of time to inadvertently topple a dynasty just by being really fucking weird and horny. don’t worry.
“something so scary the tardis ran away 😨😨💀” babe this is nothing new name one episode where the tardis doesn’t vibe w the energy and just fucks off to who knows where until the conflict is resolved,, bye guys I’ll catch you at the end of the episode
So how are we doing, doctor who fans?
With some people it’s like yeah you don’t use gay as an insult anymore but do you still argue with someone when they say they look gay in an outfit
Recently my dad was giving away some flannels, and he offered to let me look through them and take what I wanted. I said “thank you for donating to the Jane dressing like a lesbian foundation” and he said why would you say that? You don’t look like that
also a few weeks ago I visited my aunt and (clearly elated) told her that the barista in the coffee shop had called my outfit soft butch and I was over the moon about it. She said “oh what a rude thing to say, it’s not like that at all.”
Girl I WANT to look gay. I want to look butch!! I am BEAMING telling you about this! Read the room!
The same goes for the word fat by the way. It is not enough to just not call somebody fat if you have a problem with someone else calling themselves fat you are an asshole.
Y’all should reblog this post with the last part attached. It was not an afterthought, it was made within seconds of the other post. Fat is also not a dirty word.
(via grouchythefish)
the perfect response
doing-90mph-in-central-london:
Showers are like doctor who regenerations if I go too long without one I start doing waters of mars shit
i’ve been thinking of this post every time i take a shower for like a week now
[teen sister in a 90’s movie voice] my pronouns are what/ever/major/loser now get out of my room








