things you can mad at instead of the ~*obesity epidemic*~
- the poverty epidemic
- the unemployment epidemic
- the racism epidemic
- the white man epidemic
- the transmisogyny epidemic
- the u.s. drone epidemic
- the expensive education epidemic
- the rapist epidemic
- the colonialist epidemic
- the victim blaming epidemic
- the bootstraps epidemic
- the condescending yuppie epidemic
The ‘white man’ epidemic? Really?
Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word
So you mean, able to retain knowledge, has incredible focus and drive, excellent at processing media, remembers obscure details when needed, and has great skill at creating connections with individuals despite minimal interfacing?
And Microsoft Word?
you know how every girl in the world has a secret code with her girlfriends for when they need a tampon well when I was younger the code was ‘japan is attacking, do you have supplies’ I feel like I shouldn’t have to explain the joke but just to be safe
Oh my fucking god
Mine was ‘hey do you have an extra pad?’
THERE IS SO MUCH POLITICAL TURMOIL GOING ON IN PAKISTAN THAT NO ONE KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT. PROTESTERS ARE STANDING UP AGAINST THE CORRUPT GOVERNMENT AND THE POLICE ARE ATTACKING THEM WITH TEAR GAS AND PLASTIC BULLETS. ITS LITERALLY A LARGE SCALE FERGUSON AND THE MEDIA IS PAYING NO ATTENTION TO IT